It was a dark and stormy night….

We were trying to find our way to the HK Army warehouse. Disoriented and paranoid from lsd, we came across a bridge by the streets of Peralta.  Under the decaying bridge there lay a Linkerman troll. We kindly asked the troll, “Troll, we are the Army of HK, and we are here to cross your bridge. Do you accept?”

Devouring a leg of chicken, the naked, Linkerman troll responded,

“Riddle me this…. and you shall pass…

This thing all things devour;

Birds, Beasts, Trees, Flowers;

Gnaws iron, Bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town;

And beats High Mountain down.”

“Foolish Linkerman troll. We are here to drop heat like it’s 1979. Where’s the Halloween party at?.…

And the answer is TIME fool.”

The Linkerman Troll screeched and slithered into the shadows.  The fog lifted and we arrived at the HK Army warehouse party. The air smelled of maggots, and hobgoblins ran wild….

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HK Army presents Midness Madnight!!!
Wear your naughty outfits, this party is gonna go off!

That’s right,

HK Army is hosting the Fall Classic Tournament of Champions! Come find out who is the best of the best when it comes to Beer Pong Athletics. This event will decide once and for all, who is truly the the best beer pong athletic team. Grab your partner and head to the HK Warehouse this sunday for the festivities. We have multiple tables, cash prizes, give aways and… of course… BEER.

If you don’t drink, but just want to watch, you can come too. Don’t be shy, there is no cover charge. Water is free. 

Bragging rights for life. Don’t miss it. 

HK Army is at it again! This time we are mobbing the LISK FEST!

I’m sure you all have heard about the event on radio station, KROQ 106.7

They have been making announcements all week! HK Army Lisk Fest is gonna be huge!

2 main stages, 15,000 people, All Ages, Doors open at 11am and run all night!!

We have some heavy hitter bands showing up, like Gorilla Biscuits, The Vandals, 8^th Day Mistake, Strung Out, Bleeding Through, Death By Stereo… etc.

Saturday, October 11^th @ Oak Canyon Ranch

***8^th DAY MISTAKE will be doing an HK Army merchandise throw out!!! So head to the event and get some free gear! They will be signing autographs at the HK Army tour bus and handing out their new album. Don’t miss it.

Benjamin Franklin once said,

“Alcohol is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.”

Thank you Benjamin, for providing justification to our HK lifestyle. With that been said, there is no reason to explain why we hosted the HK Army Neon Glow party last Friday, the 26^th!

If you missed this, then you must have been busy watching Hannah Montana or wallowing in self-pity at The Rocks. The Neon Glow party was a hit.

Armed with 10 blacklights, 4 LED units, 3 lasers, 4 fog machines, 150 bottles of booze and 2 port-a-potties… The HK Army warehouse was prepared for war.

Hyper Crush performed at the HK Army Neon Glow, so they arrived a few hours early to set up their equipment on our stage. The party kicked-off at 10pm. We were conducting last minute sound checks and light testing, when we noticed a line forming outside. Before we knew it, there was a massive group of people waiting to get in. Our bouncers were trying to shuffle people in as quickly as possible, however, their fast pace was no match for the magnitude of the line.

“Hyper color- so you can see us Glow,

Glow, Everybody,

I want to see you glow…”

The Neon Glow party was popping. The dance floor was packed and the bartenders got mobbed. They had no idea how quickly an open bar can immediately turn into a savage riot.

Within the first 45 minutes we ran out of tonic water and cranberry juice. Jay and I had to pull a quick mission and buy everything Ralphs had.

The crew was all laced-up in Neon Glow gear. A-Rod brought us glow-chot war paint. It was a mandatory accessory for a night like this.

Without A/C in the warehouse, that room was heating up quick. Next event we are installing A/C units and jumbo fans.

Girls started pouring in and the HK Army went to work.

We installed a dance box for dirty pirate hookers.

A-Rod getting dirty.

Tally flew all the way out from Iowa to join us for the HK Army Neon Glow. We think he had a good time.

Even Hyper Crush was getting down and dirty with the HK Army.

Donny and Preston were swarmed by cabbies all night.

We hit capacity and the party over flowed to the outside parking lot. Next event will be for Halloween, so get your costumes ready and rock with HK Army at our warehouse.

Hyper Crush killed it and DJ Eskabar put on a great show. Hyper Crush rocked so hard they blew out our circuit breakers! Keep an eye out for them. They will be touring the USA in the HK Army tour bus this winter!

Also, if you guys look into our photo archive, you will find other pics from the HK Army Neon Glow party. So check it out and snag your photo!

Stay posted for more info on the upcoming HK Army events.

SUBFIGHTER BABY

-HK Army