So we just got back from a wild 6 week tour around the United States with Hyper Crush. It was a savage experience. Just imagine being in a box with 8 people for 6 weeks and only eating cup of noodles or thai food. We traveled a total of 9,565 miles, drove for 264 hours and drank 6,235 redbulls… I think we have officially been to every state in the U.S. now.
Our crew on tour consisted of:
Donny Fontaine
Donny spent most of the trip on a Super Ninetndo beating every version of Mega Man, while yelling “prirpalls!” We have never met someone who can literally eat siracha hot sauce on every meal, until now. If it wasn’t for him and Danny, we would have probably never eaten jamaican food, african food, Indian food, grits, fried green tomatoes … or hush puppies.
Holly Valentine
Holly is starting a new company that teaches you how to install diamonds on your tooth with only using super glue and a blow dryer. The whole tour she followed an extreme diet of no carbs past 5pm. We don’t know how that was possible… but I tried it for maybe a week and failed miserably. Anyway, if it wasn’t for her macho biceps, we would have never been able to pick up their giant sub woofers.
Preston Moronie
Preston is basically the master of Nazi Zombies (The bonus level of COD 5). He was also the only person to make it to the last level of Final Fight on their super nintendo. Preston also made us watch the weirdest movies of all time … like Gummo and the Hunger. haha
Homie J – Tour Manager
Homie J was just on top of it the whole tour setting everything up. He is the man behind the scenes that makes it happen… The wizard of OZ … if you will
Steve Nabi – HK Army
Jason Pineda – HK Army
Allison – Merch Chick
Allison pretty much handled all merch…. and woke up at 7 am everyday, stepping on me and jay sleeping on the floor and opening every drawer in the bus 30 times! haha Thank you allison
Danny – Technical Support
It was great seeing all the HK Army supporters that came out to the shows! Big ups to Damien and Towlies crew at the Dekalb, IL show. They held it down.
All the Hyper Crush fans were amazing as well. We had a great time. Look out for next years tour! It’s gonna get bigger and better.
SKULL CANDY was a huge sponsor for the tour. The guys are real tight guys and hooked us up with some fresh gear. Special thanks to those guys for hooking it up.
Check out this video, Skull Candy TV did an interview with Hyper Crush in the HK Army tour bus!
Thanks to everyone that made this tour possible HYPER CRUSH, CHRONIC FUTURE, THE MEDIC DROID, MODERN ART, SKULL CANDY, CBR, ONE MOMENT MANAGEMENT AND SMART PUNK.