December 10th, 2010
MERRY METAL CHRISTMAS
Well its that time of year again, time to gather with family and friends around a tree and worship the birth of our zombie overlord over 2000 years ago. So for those of you unfortunate enough to have a metal fan in your life you have to ask yourself the question: What do I buy them on this holiest of holidays? Well look no further here is your official 2010 Metal Christmas List.
Starting off our list we have the Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity book:
This book is full of metal activities such as a coloring section, word search puzzles and using the lords name in vain. This book is endorsed by the great Ronnie James Dio (RIP), Brendan Small and Satan himself. You can purchase it for $9.95 here.
Next on the list is metal attire. You can not be a true metal head without looking the part here is an example:
Metalhead attire includes but is not limited to:
- Codpieces
- Various spiked items
- Long hair
- Leather
- Body odor
- More leather (not gay)
- And a general dislike for anything that anyone else likes.
Unfortunately I am not sure where you can purchase these items, I believe they are passed down from generation to generation of metal head.
The next item requires no explanation.
You can improvise those items however you see fit.
And last but not least, a cat. Why a cat you say? Because cats are the most metal of all animals, also I ran out of ideas after gift number 1.
December 8th, 2010
RIP DIMEBAG
Metal lost one of its greatest guitarists when some douchebag marine jumped on stage and shot dimebag in the face 6 years ago. RIP Dimebag
December 3rd, 2010
METAL LESSON #1.5: No Description Needed
This intermediary metal lesson needs no description just watch the video and you will be more metal once it is through. Be careful watching this video though it could cause sever brain damage if you are not prepared to receive the metal.
I think I just had my face melted into oblivion.
Be careful out there zombie Jesus is coming for your weed.
December 2nd, 2010
METAL LESSON #1: SYNCHRONIZED HEADBANGING
Everyone knows that the most important part of metal is having synchronized headbanging. If you and your band mates can not twirl your hair in sync it doesn’t matter how good you are, you are not metal.
For a prime example of synchronized headbanging take a look at this video by Amon Amarth and fast forward to 2 minutes for the ultimate synchronized headbanging experience.
That will conclude metal lesson #1. Stay tuned for metal lesson #2 which will cover how to be more metal than everyone else.
December 1st, 2010
MAP OF METAL
Ever wonder what genre of metal you are listening to? Well now you are in luck.
The map of metal will tell you anything you need to know.
Also if anyone is wondering HK is starting a new metal band called bearsharktopus here is a picture of the band. We have Jason Pineda on guitar, Mark Kressin on bass, and lead singer Steve Nabi
November 25th, 2010
Crazy CGI video
Silestone — ‘Above Everything Else’ from Alex Roman on Vimeo.
Crazy video done entirely in CGI
